Suspect #1: Hudson Haynes
Age: 8 months
Crime: going around the house with no clothes on.
Ok, but in my defense, it has been HOT here...like 100s with heat index's in the 120s! So it's ok that he doesn't have clothes on, right?
Suspect #2: Jackson Haynes
Age: 3 years old
Crime: See pictures below
(PS...how ya liking his new do? I have always "buzzed" his head with a 7 guard and we went with a 4 guard this time...he loves it with this heat!)
So on to the story of this outfit...I was cooking dinner and I realized that Jackson was not in the Den where I could see him-which usually is not a good sign. I called to him "Jackson, where are ya?" "In here..." is what he said. "What are you doing?" And he said "Just getting ready to weed eat". (Seriously the boy loves to play "yardman". I hope he still loves this in about 7 years when it will be his chore) And this is the outfit he had put on.
Offense #1: The shirt- The people from 9-1-1 came to his school and talked to the kids about 9-1-1 and safety. They gave them coloring books, and tattoos, and a shirt. The shirt has the 9-1-1 superheros on it and Jackson LOVES it!!!! It is 2 sizes to big but he still wears it all the time.
Offense #2: The shorts- What is up with the shorty shorts. I asked him where he got them and conveniently he said "I dunno". I had to start singing "Who likes short shorts..." and "Look at that boy with the daisy dukes on...".
Offense #3: The shoes- He does enjoy wearing his flip-flops, so I guess he decided to wear both of his pairs. (Notice the difference in size...the orange pair is from this summer and the blue pair is from last year and he still tries to "squeeze" his foot in them.)
Also, I tried to tell him that he couldn't wear flip-flops if he was "weed eating", he could loose a toe!